Predictor of Piles o' Crap To Come

[lea_hazel]

So I have a desk in my living room now, instead of a tiny cheap kitchen table. All this empty flat space is positively luxurious. I'm sure 90% of it will be consumed by piles of random crap within three weeks, tops. Next up: a coffee table, kitchen chairs and bedroom end tables.

Quick! someone talk me out of writing an inscrutable epic Homestuck fic populated by 90% original characters! Especially since half the characters are gonna die before I get through chapter one.