My New Theory

[lea_hazel]

My new theory about the correlation of nerdiness and glasses: learning to tell whether the spot you see is a dirty lens or sand in your eye teaches kids rudimentary scientific methodology.

I also have a theory about cupcakes. I'm saving that for later.

Let's not talk about the epic clogging of my drainage, deal?

Comments

[marina]

I would like to hear the theory on cupcakes!

(Also, I would like a cupcake. I'm just saying.)

[manifesta]

A theory on cupcakes? And you're holding out on us?!

[lea_hazel]

To heighten the anticipation.