Why do I have all the wrong ideas at all the worst times?

I think I figured out why I don't want to romance Alistair on DAO. Too bad it's an explosive meta post full of emotional overflow and connecting all sorts of things that probably shouldn't be connected.

My brain is giving me headaches. I don't know why I always insist on trying to weave everything in the world into a giant web of making perfect sense. It's completely ridiculous.