Alarm Clock

I missed my alarm clock and woke up naturally two mornings in a row. Since I tested it yesterday after waking up at nine, the only likely explanation is that I've developed the ability to turn off the alarm clock and roll over without waking up in the slightest. The alternative is that my alarm clock is possessed by a demon who hates mornings.

At any rate, today is the last workday before Pesach and I have an ass-load of work to do. I need a better alarm clock.